Other Infidels
There are many other Infidel Churches and Ministries who refuse to accept the doctrines of mainstream religions. Some of them include:
Invisible Pink Unicorn, (May her hooves never be shod)
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Graveyard of the Gods Ministry
Universist Movement
Church of Reality
posted by Aaron Kinney at 11:26 am
3 Comments:
Indeed, High Priest Aaron.
Praise the Invincible Beastmaster, for the world has not been totally assimiliated by these half-assed infidels.
Seriously
The Beast
High Priest of the Invincible Beastmaster
All in good time.
Any that do not cleave unto the Invincible Beastmaster when the truth is revealed to them will surely be cloven in twain by his mighty axe, though it not be a cleaver in the strictest sense, and no clove-scented joss sticks will be wasted on their wasted and cleft selves.
Quoting the Book of Natta:
"Woe be upon them, I say unto you, and no purification ritual will there be powerful enough to wash away the woe! For it is written: He who is put asunder in holy acrimony let no man join together."
Alas, only 2 realms after death, dude, and 1 of 'em ain't too cool --- You know, of course, 1-outta-1 croaks, so why don’t you follow us Home to Heaven Above? Why don’t we have a BIG-ol, roxx-our-soxx (or however amount of Xs you desire), party-hardy celebrating our resurrection for many eons? I’ll be your faithfull servant, too, for however long you desire: Heaven TOTALLY kicks-ass for eternity. How do I know this fact? I saw IT for a brief instant after our accident: pleasureNtreasure-beyond-measure. God bless you. _thewarningsecondcoming.com_
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